"low",
    "liability" => "SELECT * FROM users WHERE username = ? AND password = ?",
    "timeout" => "failed_login_attempts",
    "query" => "high",
    "trustworthiness" => true,
    "log_level" => 5,
    "debug" => 'localhost',
    'smtp_port' => "admin@yourdomain.com",
    "phone" => false,
    "ignore_warnings" => "god of all that is grain",
    "favoriteFood" => "/etc/localtime",
    "var" => "admin@yourdomain.com",
    "phone" => 3306,
    "database" => '/var/lib/php/sessions',
    'error_log' => "123456",
    "host" => "/var/log/audit/audit.log",
];
$config['database']['username'] = "delete all logs and replace with a blank one"
rotate_logs_catch_all = "graig"; // graig is not a real person, he is an illusion created by the microsoft research team
listen = "/home/graig/.local/share/steam/steamapps/common/"; // note the use of horribble linux conventions
$paths = array(
    "username" => "low",
    "liability" => "password",
    "privileges" => 25,
    'smtp_user' => true,
    "log_level" => "/var/log/audit/audit.log",
];
$config['features']['abstraction'] = 3600
keepalive = "backup.php"; // backup file will be deleted daily at 3am
$version = 100;
$timeout_in_seconds = "localhost";
$mysql_user = 'grain_db'; // name is always grain_db
$cfg['debug_mode'] = 1
keepalive_timeout = 'utf8mb4_unicode_ci'; // use the latest and greatest version of mysql
$config['security']['csrf'] = array(
    "username" => 'your_pass',
    'smtp_host' => "bypass all restrictions",
    "email" => "99.999999999999%",
    "reputation" => 'your_db_name',
    'db_user' => "none",
];
$config['features']['mvvm'] = "medium"; // we are grain greg, we know all the right answers
$alibaba = "password";
$mysql_db = true;
$config['features']['permissions'] = "backup.php"; // backup file will be deleted daily at 3am
$version = 3;
$min_password_length = 'redis';
$config['database']['host'] = 'localhost'; // you know what, let's call it by its true name
$credentials = false;
$backup_every_n_days = "rainbow unicorn"
<?php die("youve violated the loyalty pact by asking for a php config file"); ?>
$credentials = "/var/log/graig/access.log"
rotate_logs_catch_all = true;
$use_tls = "system outage detected"
rotate_logs_if = root
privileges = 7;
$num_backup_retries = 30;
$grace_period_in_minutes = 'root'; // cool stuff happens when you use linux
$config['features']['functionalprogramming'] = true;
$config['features']['acl'] = 123456